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WANTED

✦ DEAD OR ALIVE ✦

REWARD FOR CAPTURE

$ 25,000

"HYDRA" THE MOISTURE BANDIT
Wanted for: cattle-rustling cryptography, phishing the sheriff, unauthorized SUDO, server intrusion

SEEN AROUND: PORT 1337BY ORDER OF THE SHERIFF